This was sent to me by a friend I found it hilarious!
Josh wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day Josh got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "ill give you $100 if u let me have sex with u" The girl looked at him & then said, "NO!" Josh said, "ill be real fast. ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down and ill finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend, so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what the fuck happened!!?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The fucker had all quarters! lol
Monday, November 23, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
EOSQUAD Preforms At Marta Valle HS
My Group Preformed Last Saturday At Marta Valle HS in the Lower East Side. It was a demonstration for a league of childrens baseball,awards ceremony, we were more than happy to display Krump dancing for the younger generation to give them a sense of what we do. they were very pleased by it and we were happy to have spread the movement another notch.
EOSQUAD: Izza Kizza "They're Everywhere"[Behind The Scenes]
So in great anticipation for the release of the actual video i put together the collected footage from behind the scenes on set. We had a Great time much love and respect to the Ringmasters and Kr3ts who put together crazy routines for the video as well As Izza Kizza and the people behind the casting and production. The Vids are a bit lengthy but they are worth the time =] Enjoy and I can't wait to release the real video to you when it comes out...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Current Event's: Lead & Barbeque
So today I was informed that a local Buffalo Wild Wings was turned into the grounds
for a shoot-out. Come on people what has this world come to where we are shooting, or even bringing weapons into anywhere other than a battlefield, Inside of a restaurant. First off we must think of the risk of harming innocent people mainly children and possible pregnant women and women in general and any other bystander. Second let us make note that you have set New low standard for the community and last 2 Males were killed in the gunfire meaning 2 lives were lost. I have speculation to believe that it was over something useless like nothing more than a glare or even a slight push, Or even drug related. These issues should have been eradicated upon entrance into the venue because of the risk of harming another being or even the alleged attackers being hurt in a failed attempt all I can say is this is ridiculous and should not have happened in any situation.
for a shoot-out. Come on people what has this world come to where we are shooting, or even bringing weapons into anywhere other than a battlefield, Inside of a restaurant. First off we must think of the risk of harming innocent people mainly children and possible pregnant women and women in general and any other bystander. Second let us make note that you have set New low standard for the community and last 2 Males were killed in the gunfire meaning 2 lives were lost. I have speculation to believe that it was over something useless like nothing more than a glare or even a slight push, Or even drug related. These issues should have been eradicated upon entrance into the venue because of the risk of harming another being or even the alleged attackers being hurt in a failed attempt all I can say is this is ridiculous and should not have happened in any situation.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Action, Music Videos, Shows and more...
I'm so excited to inform that my group EO SQUAD is going to be shooting recording artist Izza Kizza's music video for "They're Everywhere". This is a great milestone in our career as a whole group not to mention each individual dancer who will be apart of this. I am very thankful for the opportunities we have been receiving and that are to come. Also I myself have been venturing off as usual and auditioned to Star or Co Star in a independent film Titled "One Time Around. The Story is based on a group of friends that get mixed up in a ring of drug activity, thats all i can really say for now. Also this week there are a few auditions Coming up for my group EO SQUAD and a few small demonstrations at some schools. Please follow my group www.Twitter.com/EOSQUAD and myself www.Twitter.com/No0gumz which will soon be changed back to (XeoNightmare) i will have more updates as well as more information on future shows and other ventures.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Parting this world
Today was the funeral of my late uncle Morris Staton. While I can't say I am not painstakingly stricken with utter grief I am in mourning. I have very few and vague memories of time spent with him. Although I didn't expect to see the range of people there, most of whom weren't familiar, more people wept in front of the casket with each passing group. I have heard many stories of my uncle and I can't say most were in good light I do not adhere to them; for I cannot say that I knew him well enough for me to have that judgment. The Ceremony overall was short and very heartfelt you could feel the sorrow in the air there was even a little laughter to soothe the souls of the mourning. After attending I realized how much I do not know my own family and I also realized that we hold ill will's and spite to our loved ones and those whom we have petty squabbles when in reality that is what we have to really carry on our graces once we depart. I leave you with this quote
R.I.P Uncle MORRIS STATON I will miss you.
Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back.-Arthur Rubenstien
R.I.P Uncle MORRIS STATON I will miss you.
Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back.-Arthur Rubenstien
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
STEP UP 3-D FINALLYY FINISHED
So over the summer i ventured into my biggest project to start off what would seem to be my acting career though only a person in a crowd, maybe no even to be identified my worth in presence preceded my role. Rather than draw this out i shall give you visual on some of my ventures though it is wayy later haha...
A MESSAGE FROM JON M. CHU AND I GO SEE STEP UP 3D! WHEN IT COMES OUT!!!
A MESSAGE FROM JON M. CHU AND I GO SEE STEP UP 3D! WHEN IT COMES OUT!!!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Step Up 3D! Part 2:(to be continued)
Hey Hey! Back again, So let me give you the 411 on my experience on the 3 day shoot of a scene in step up 3D(Official name of Movie) but beforehand, I want to give you the back story, SO! if most of you don't know i auditioned for step up 3 about 2 months back or so I went to the live audition in the city and I made an online entry and didn't receive any responses naturally i was pretty upset as anyone else would be (I threatened to take my own life if I didn't get in O(-_||)O EmO much...) Okay maybe I was a tad bit over obsessed but who wouldn't be unless this isn't you sort of thing.
Well this is my sort of thing its my life dance is my passion so a chance to be on a big screen movie and one of the now biggest dance movies ever since beat street I wanted to be apart of that. Well to my distain I didnt recieve a call but a couple weeks after I almost lost hope i got some sign (dont remeber where I got the info exactly) they were looking for extras. I jumped at the chance sent my info in and long story short few weeks later im on the set of step up 3D!.
Now for the good stuff... So the shoot dates were Jun 02nd,04th,and 5th the call times for day one was 8am, That night I must have been in bed by like 10pm lol i was ready. I woke up showerd and was out the door i had a lil bit of train trouble but I made it a half hour late -_- Nice going! but i got there in time to sign in and fill out my paper work and i was just too excited to get any of the free food from the catering service i was just anxious to see if i knew anyone there and to my surprise I had 4 people whom i knew not the best of friends but i figured this was a good cahnce to connect with them more as well as meet even more people
okay so I'm gettin tired I shall continue this blog in the morning see ya blogsters...I hope i get enough fame to one day have a bunch of people actually read my blogs *sigh* a boy can dream...Ha Dream! I'ts Nightmarez^(you wouldn't understand unless you knew)..Goodmorrow to ye' all...O(^_^)O
Well this is my sort of thing its my life dance is my passion so a chance to be on a big screen movie and one of the now biggest dance movies ever since beat street I wanted to be apart of that. Well to my distain I didnt recieve a call but a couple weeks after I almost lost hope i got some sign (dont remeber where I got the info exactly) they were looking for extras. I jumped at the chance sent my info in and long story short few weeks later im on the set of step up 3D!.
Now for the good stuff... So the shoot dates were Jun 02nd,04th,and 5th the call times for day one was 8am, That night I must have been in bed by like 10pm lol i was ready. I woke up showerd and was out the door i had a lil bit of train trouble but I made it a half hour late -_- Nice going! but i got there in time to sign in and fill out my paper work and i was just too excited to get any of the free food from the catering service i was just anxious to see if i knew anyone there and to my surprise I had 4 people whom i knew not the best of friends but i figured this was a good cahnce to connect with them more as well as meet even more people
okay so I'm gettin tired I shall continue this blog in the morning see ya blogsters...I hope i get enough fame to one day have a bunch of people actually read my blogs *sigh* a boy can dream...Ha Dream! I'ts Nightmarez^(you wouldn't understand unless you knew)..Goodmorrow to ye' all...O(^_^)O
Friday, May 29, 2009
Step up 3D!
So today was the first day of shoOting fOr the background people for step up 3D! and all i can say is with the way things are gOing you would have thOught we were main rOles. The Filming was going on at washington square park in Manhattan, there's a bunch of people playing N.Y.U students and were playing the background dancers for this particulare scen(YOU KNOW IM TRYNA GET SOME BURN!)lol but the people that are in my group are kool as heck shout out to the peeps from project valentine and my new homie slick(Ringmasters) we had a good *ss time. Oh shout out to adam sevani aka moose and allison Stoner aka chamille who came to kick it with us for a lil bit and gave us the 411 on the moive also JRock Sick ass popper who gave us the movie rundown and from what ive heard(YIKES PEOPLE THIS SHIT IS BIG O_O!). I wont give out any inside info but I will have a cam on set the next two shooting days and get you some famous faces for you to gawk at...and sorry ladies No channing tatum...maybe haha! Peace!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
WHOA! What is up Bloggers and Bloggette's; I haven't updated this in forever words from my bro Marcus lol (HAPPY MAN I'M DOING IT!). So let me just fill you in on the year roundup i broke up wiht my lady in early febuary a lil before our year anniversary(I'll just leave it at that), and it seems like after that big heartbreak i arose like a pheonix and i have just been soaring through this year reaching higher and higher goals. I got to auditition for Step up 3 and although i didnt make it as a dance role I am an extra in the movie and for me even that small amount of blessing is just magic to me. I dont want to make this too long and boring so il ltry to be breif like hanes HA!
well I got hooked up with arrow advertisment which is the founder of sign spinning look it up its very cool! and athletic. Well a few friends and I were selected to help promote the movie Dance flick it was about a week of training and a week of advertising actually 2 weeks it was split, but we had a great time learning how to somewhat sign spin and promote the movie.Ehh this is starting to bore me I'll finish the update later See Ya!
well I got hooked up with arrow advertisment which is the founder of sign spinning look it up its very cool! and athletic. Well a few friends and I were selected to help promote the movie Dance flick it was about a week of training and a week of advertising actually 2 weeks it was split, but we had a great time learning how to somewhat sign spin and promote the movie.Ehh this is starting to bore me I'll finish the update later See Ya!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Uhhhh....!
So this is pretty much my first Night/Morning on this. I made a twitter also like at the same time
im trying to become more of a Blogger V-Logger, make some co0l online pals in the process and let you guys see whO i am and hOw i live. It will be like my own personal mtv Cribs,(Except it wil lbe outside too haha)...
P.S..
Im pretty peeved that i cant use the comic sans fOnt *sigh* man do i love that font ever so much O(-_-)O...Kay Bye!
im trying to become more of a Blogger V-Logger, make some co0l online pals in the process and let you guys see whO i am and hOw i live. It will be like my own personal mtv Cribs,(Except it wil lbe outside too haha)...
P.S..
Im pretty peeved that i cant use the comic sans fOnt *sigh* man do i love that font ever so much O(-_-)O...Kay Bye!
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