This was sent to me by a friend I found it hilarious!
Josh wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day Josh got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "ill give you $100 if u let me have sex with u" The girl looked at him & then said, "NO!" Josh said, "ill be real fast. ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down and ill finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend, so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what the fuck happened!!?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The fucker had all quarters! lol
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